To V or not to V

v said:

Viola! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran,
cast vicariously as both victim and villain
by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity,
is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished
.However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation
, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal
and virulent vermin vanguarding vice
and vouchsafing the violently vicious and
voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta,
held as a votive, not in vain, for the value
and veracity of such shall one day vindicate
the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers
most verbose, so let me simply add that
it's my very good honor to meet you
and you may call me V.